the wolf's valentine

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row

(via rosevintage)

Jun 6

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(via rosevintage)

Jun 6

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via lozengeoflovee)

Jun 6

unfuckyourhabitat:

  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour

(via tea-storm)

Jun 6
Unfuck tomorrow morning
leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable
Jun 6

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

(Source: derekswinslow, via cestlavieparis)

Jun 6

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alma-carioca:

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Jun 6

alma-carioca:

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housewifeswag:

bayareamom:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

Wtf

this fucked me up

:(

(Source: mulders, via forelsket)

Jun 4
headbandsandhepburn:

A little slice of Saturday
Jun 4

headbandsandhepburn:

A little slice of Saturday

(Source: allygatorrs, via waterproofvalentines)

sextnoise:

following back tons!

forever and always
Jun 4

sextnoise:

following back tons!

forever and always

(via pathogems)

Jun 4

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brokje:

amu-baqi:

when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok

(via st-yliste)

Jun 4
incidentalcomics:

Conflict in Literature
Jun 4

incidentalcomics:

Conflict in Literature

(via forelsket)

scrickiras:

idk if you can read the sentence on the right page but its relevance is that a while ago my boyfriend texted me “goodnight, sweetheart” but sweetheart autocorrected to “stardust” and i thought that was really beautiful but anyway things have been really complicated lately so i ran away to the mountains to try to clear my head and it didn’t work but at least i made this while i was there and i’ve missed the mountains for a long time so 
Jun 4

scrickiras:

idk if you can read the sentence on the right page but its relevance is that a while ago my boyfriend texted me “goodnight, sweetheart” but sweetheart autocorrected to “stardust” and i thought that was really beautiful but anyway things have been really complicated lately so i ran away to the mountains to try to clear my head and it didn’t work but at least i made this while i was there and i’ve missed the mountains for a long time so 

(via ericaeww)

Jun 4

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